Auctus uses custom ringtones and Agron is not impressed. He has ringtones for everyone! Here’s what I imagine his contact list looks like
Angron - Springtime For Hitler [w/ John Barrowman]
Ass - Fuck You [Lily Allen]
Baby Barracuda Butt - How Deep Is Your Love
Crucicrixus - Rock Me Sexy Jesus
Daganwood - Iraq Lobster
Axe Bro - Don’t Shoot Me Santa
Pup Pup - Hungry Like the Wolf
KoKo - Shots
Pietros dish - Firework
Nasirius - Paper Gangster
Aurora Varroswifus - Total Eclipse of the Heart
Spartabro - That’s Not My Name
Kama Sura - In All My Dreams I Drown
Nasty - Superfast Jellyfish
Blonde Velvet Beefcake - Drop it Low
Carry On Lugo - Let Me Hold You Little Man
Oenevitable - The Ballad of Optimus Prime
Mira Culous - Diva
Dionasaur - Sister Christian
Gannigator - Mambo No. 5
Old Navy - Up Town Girl
Chadarach - Sweet Escape
Crazy blonde bitch bit me yesterday - Don’t Go Breaking My Heart
Medicus Maximus - Doctor Jones
Melitta Melitta - Maria Maria

ahaha I’m really tired so this will probably be a lot less funny in the morning but I’m proud of myself I only borrowed two or three nicknames

Epilogue: Agron gets a custom ringtone for when Auctus calls and it’s “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” by Tom Lehrer.

Bonus: Barca’s ringtone for Auctus is “You and Me” by Alice Cooper.

Next Episode: I will continue being useless and there will be Batiatus.
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